Dear Santa,

I know I have asked for a lot this year, but I'd like to give you a whole NEW list. I know longer want the iPhone 6, I hear it's not that good. And I don't want the big pickup truck anymore, even though gas is cheap, And oil is even cheaper.

All I want for Christmas is Cuban CIGARS! 
I mean before us American's cheapin them and mass produce them.

P.S. I guess you could throw a couple of cans of oil in my stocking ... I could hold onto them and when the government shoots the oil back up to it's normal cost I could sell it back to them for a profit.

Oh, there is one more thing: my kids want the new dynamic duo action figures P & p the pope & the president. Can you throw that in as well? 
Well, that’s it Santa, but be careful on the roof my next door neighbour LOVES his guns!

Your friend,
Will

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